Some of the better known inventions by hungarians include 
the HYDROGEN BOMB, by Eduard Teller, the RUBIK'S CUBE, by 
Erno Rubik and the ARTiFiCiAL CORN(not to be confused with 
the GENETiCALLY ALTERED CORN), by Frigyes Karinthy. The 
ARTiFiCiAL CORN is a piece of plastic that you tape to your 
toe and, when you put your shoe on, it hurts just like the 
real thing.
 
Than there is the eccentric genius, Ferenc Birizga Kovacs, 
who recently patented the PORTABLE AQUARIUM and the MUSICAL CONDOM.

PORTABLE AQUARIUM; Take your fish for a walk.

MUSICAL CONDOM; Revitalise your dull and boring sex life. 
Plays the national anthem. *

And now, to top it all off, there is the KELENDÅR which, 
because of it s elegant logic and noble simplicity, is 
expected to be rapidly adopted by the whole entire boid.

To order &/or contribute to research & development of 
ongoing projects such as the GUARDIAN ANGEL CIGARETTE, 
the MATTER-O-FACTUAL MENSTRUATION MONITOR and 
the INTERDIMENSIONAL SENSTRANSCEIVER * Write to:

              ninelevendo@yahoo.com

* GUARDIAN ANGEL CIGARETTE; Sonic-alarm device, shaped like a 
cigarette; When you feel drowsy driving, and are in danger of 
falling asleep at the wheel, you light up the GUARDIAN ANGEL 
CIGARETTE, and if you doze off, it goes off. (When your lip, 
jaw & face-muscles relax, the GUARDIAN ANGEL CIGARETTE senses 
the pressure-change and immediately starts emiting a high-pitched, 
stacatto beep).

MATTER-O-FACTUAL MENSTRUATION MONITOR. Raises the accuracy of 
the rhytm-method of contraception to 100%.   

INTERDIMENSIONAL SENSTRANSCEIVER. Transmit/receive sights, 
sounds and smells from/to ABOVE & BEYOND and Albaquerque.

From: SmiSus7@aol.com  
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 19:57:04 EDT 
Subject: Re: KELENDÅR
To: ninelevendo@yahoo.com  

    What the hell you talking about ?  
yesterday was not the Feb the 2nd 
It was the Aug the 2nd.
=

From: "tanyakelen@sprint.ca" 
To: ninelevendo@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: KELENDÅR -- STOP THE INSANITY! GET SOME REALITY 
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 13:31:01 -0400 

    I agree!  
Ahhh... the brilliant Peter Kelen is obviously living on 
another planet with his own dates - his constructed 
ficticious reality. 

He is obviously far too bored with living within the realm 
of modern society's date systems or any other system for that matter. 

Frankly, I wish he would come to his senses and get back 
on track and live on this planet! 
For now, it seems that he has decided to live on another planet -- out there in his own head. 

Maybe one day he will come to his senses! God willing.